Friday, 12 June 2015

Bat Turds, a new Friday feature - Stuff from around the web

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/nick-jensen-threatens-to-divorce-in-protest-of-gay-marriage-in-canberra-citynews-article/story-fnet09p2-1227391644573

A Canberra (Australia) couple threaten to divorce out of protest if same sex marriage comes to Oz.
How this made the news is beyond me, so Just Plain Bat-sh*t crazy gets a 50/50 split between this couple, and the Canberra press.
http://www.sbs.com.au/comedy/article/2015/06/11/same-sex-couple-threaten-not-give-shit-if-other-couple-divorces

In what could not be a more fitting rebuttal, this same sex couple threatens not to give a shit if the other couple divorces. Bravo!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/prime-minister-stephen-harper-agrees-to-g7-decarbonization-by-2100-1.3104459

Stephen Harper, and his G7 buds are ready to sign a deal to end fossil fuel use by...wait a minute...2100 A.D. The intent is good, but the public doesn't give a sweet damn what's going to happen in 85 years. It's hard enough to keep their attention until tomorrow. Environmental issues only garner a quick look, and a 'We really outta do something about that', before Canadians get back to their hockey scores. Canadians want to see something tangible, and timely, and then they'll care about fossil fuels. Chances are very good nobody in the G7 will be seeking re-election in 2100, so, for them, this is really a no lose situation.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/mers-outbreak-dont-drink-potentially-fatal-camel-urine-who-warns-10307041.html


Well...this one because, honestly, how could I not include it? My consumption of camel urine may not be what it once was, but it's still sage advice.


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A Chinese man has launched a lawsuit against actress Zhao Wei (The richest Chinese actress) for causing him 'spiritual damage' by staring at him through his television set.
Aside from this being a good meme, I like this because it shows us Just Plain Bat-sh*t Crazy is not limited to North America.
 
 
 
The Duggars have hired a publicist (spin doctor) to clean up their tarnished reputation. In the last few weeks they have publicly said (concerning Josh's molestation admission)-
-They did not know it was wrong.
-They spoke to other church members who said their sons do it.
-They thought it was just a phase.
-Their son being a pedophile has brought them closer to God.
 
When you have buried yourself to the neck, it's time to just admit defeat. Nobody can clean up that act.
Although it's unfair to add insult to injury, watching the Duggars undoing has been sweet, and has given me something to live for waiting for the new season of Orange Is The New Black.
There is a dark side to everything- Wait for the new reality show:
Jim Bob, and Michelle-Repentance
 
 
The 'My generation's music was better than your generation's music' argument is rather pointless. Who can argue the validity of either of these gems?


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